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Scouting Italy: What to Look for (Beyond the Gelato and Piazza Vibe)
You’re not just touring. You’re test-driving your future life. So here’s what actually matters. There’s a seductive rhythm to Italian...
Jun 297 min read


Renting in Italy: Red Flags and Green Lights
Renting in Italy can be a dream — or a bureaucratic, mold-infested nightmare. This guide breaks down everything you need to know to evaluate a long-term rental, including contract types, heating systems, energy ratings, and internet access. If you’re scouting, applying for a visa, or planning your escape from the U.S., this checklist could save your wallet (and your sanity).
Jun 265 min read


New Book Alert: Greener Pastures Is Here — And It Might Just Change Your Exit Strategy
What if Italy isn’t the only answer? Greener Pastures is the new no-BS guide to retiring in Europe — with side-by-side comparisons of Italy, Portugal, Spain, and France. Inside: clear timelines, real cost breakdowns, tax strategies, healthcare comparisons, and everything U.S. expats need to plan a smart escape.
Jun 233 min read


What $200k Really Buys You in Italy’s 7% Towns
Thinking of retiring to Italy under the 7% flat tax? Here’s what $200,000 can actually buy you in walkable small towns—from restored homes in Puglia to fixer-uppers in Le Marche. Real listings, real advice, no sugarcoating.
Jun 105 min read


Why Cutting State Tax Ties Matters (Even If You’re Leaving the U.S.)
Think moving abroad means you’re done paying U.S. state taxes? Think again.
If you’re leaving California, New York, or another high-tax state, you need more than a plane ticket—you need a paper trail that proves you’re gone for good. From surrendering your driver’s license to scrubbing your digital footprint, this guide breaks down how to legally and permanently cut tax ties before you move abroad.
Jun 37 min read


Understanding Italy's Taxation on U.S. Retirement Accounts
If you’re retiring in Italy with U.S. retirement accounts, read this first. Learn how Italy taxes IRAs, Roth IRAs, and 401(k)s, how the U.S.-Italy tax treaty works, and what to expect under Italy’s progressive and 7% flat tax regimes.
May 203 min read


Why the 4% Rule Doesn’t Work for Retiring Abroad
You’re not just retiring abroad — you’re exiting a financial system that’s being reshaped in real time by tariffs, currency shocks, and political volatility. The 4% rule wasn’t built for this world. Pretending it still works isn’t optimism — it’s negligence.
May 135 min read


How Long It Really Takes to Move to Italy
Everyone wants the fantasy — sell the house, hop a flight, sip espresso on a terrace in Italy. But the reality? Moving abroad takes more than daydreams and a passport. This guide breaks down the real timeline it takes to move to Italy — from financial prep and scouting trips to Roth conversions, visa chaos, and post-arrival bureaucracy. If you’re planning your escape, this is where the real work starts.
May 66 min read


How Italy Wins You Over While Testing Your Patience
Italy is beautiful — and sometimes maddening. After a lifetime of travel here, I’ve learned to love the chaos along with the charm. This isn’t a takedown. It’s a collection of sharp truths, from radiators-as-dryers to the eternal cigarette next to your Aperol. Consider this a love letter written in bureaucratic ink and secondhand smoke.
May 16 min read


I Moved to Italy for the Wine - But I'm Staying for the Cheese!
Everyone says they’re moving to Italy for the wine. But after decades of visits and one life-changing encounter with a burrata in Rome, I’ve come to terms with the truth: I’m staying for the cheese. Here are five dairy-fueled reasons Italy keeps calling me back — plus two recipes to hold you over until you get here.
Apr 304 min read


🐾 Bringing Your Pet to Italy: A No-Nonsense Guide for Dog (and Cat) Parents Planning the Big Move
Thinking of bringing your dog or cat to Italy? Don’t wing it — the EU pet rules aren’t forgiving. This guide walks you through every step: microchips, vet visits, USDA forms, flights, and what happens when you land. Based on real experience (with a 90-pound Bernedoodle in tow), this is the no-fluff, all-facts plan for a smooth relocation — and a happier pet.
Apr 304 min read


Retirement Reality: U.S. vs. Italy - Because Numbers Don't Lie
Most Americans worry about taxes or salaries abroad — but what really matters is survival. Here’s the financial reality behind our decision to retire in Italy, with real numbers comparing U.S. vs Italy costs, healthcare, taxes, and long-term security.
Apr 285 min read


Renting vs. Buying in Italy
Thinking about renting or buying in Italy? Before you fall for the Instagram daydream, you need to hear the reality most guides won’t tell you. From shady leases to crumbling villas with ‘for sale’ signs older than you are, this is the brutally honest roadmap to surviving Italy’s real estate jungle — and making smart decisions without losing your mind (or your money).
Apr 269 min read


Why We’re Leaving the U.S. for Italy: A Family’s Story of Burnout, Planning, and Purpose
We didn’t have a single “we’re moving to Italy” moment. No dramatic speech. Just a slow unraveling of the American dream—burnout, layoffs, active shooter drills, and a creeping sense that this system no longer serves us or our kids. So we made a plan. Not an escape, but an intentional departure. This isn’t just my dream. It’s our family’s next chapter—built together, on purpose.
Apr 188 min read


What the F is an Apostille?
If you’re applying for a visa to Italy (or basically doing anything official across borders), you’ll run into this mysterious word: apostille. It’s not a pasta. It’s not a neighborhood in Florence. It’s a bureaucratic stamp of approval that tells a foreign government your documents are legit. In this post, I break down what it is, when you need it, and how not to screw it up — because nothing says welcome to Italy like your FBI background check being rejected over a missing s
Apr 173 min read


Veni | Vidi | Vici Newsletter #1: Liguria Region Breakdown + Tips on Breaking State Tax Ties
Retiring in Italy? Start here. This first CaesarTheDay newsletter dives deep into Liguria—real towns, real prices, and why we chose it over the usual postcard fantasies. You’ll get city-by-city breakdowns, healthcare insights, and tips on cutting U.S. state tax ties (especially if California still wants your money). It’s free, honest, and packed with what actually matters when planning your escape.
Apr 162 min read


Visa Maze Walkthrough: Decoding Long-Stay Visas for Your Move to Italy
Thinking of retiring or relocating to Italy? Before you start picturing aperitivo hours and rolling hills, you’ll need to face Italy’s most stubborn gatekeeper: the visa system. This post breaks down every major long-stay visa option—from the Elective Residency Visa to the brand-new Digital Nomad Visa—with real talk, real requirements, and zero sugarcoating. If you’ve been overwhelmed by consulate websites, expat forums, or conflicting advice, this is the clear, detailed walk
Apr 107 min read


Forget the Cappuccino Rule: What You Should Actually Be Doing in Italy
Forget cappuccino rules & influencer traps. Real Italy starts when you slow down, look up, eat local & skip the TikTok checklist.
Apr 54 min read


Retiring Smart: U.S. vs. Italy (7% Flat Tax Scheme vs. Progressive Tax)
A no-fluff breakdown of Italy’s 7% flat tax vs. U.S. retirement costs—real math, smart strategy, and what happens after year 10.
Apr 315 min read


In Praise of the Italian Pausa: Why Italians Know When to Chill (and You Should Too)
Why rush life when you can pausa like the Italians? A daily slow-down filled with food, chats, and zero guilt.
Apr 15 min read
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