There is no perfect country — only different imperfections arranged in new ways. From U.S. burnout to European bureaucracy, here’s a candid look at what it really means to retire abroad, why politics sting less when you can’t vote, and how to decide which flaws you’re willing to live with.

You’re not just touring. You’re test-driving your future life. So here’s what actually matters. There’s a seductive rhythm to Italian...

What if Italy isn’t the only answer? Greener Pastures is the new no-BS guide to retiring in Europe — with side-by-side comparisons of Italy, Portugal, Spain, and France. Inside: clear timelines, real cost breakdowns, tax strategies, healthcare comparisons, and everything U.S. expats need to plan a smart escape.

Thinking of retiring to Italy under the 7% flat tax? Here’s what $200,000 can actually buy you in walkable small towns—from restored homes in Puglia to fixer-uppers in Le Marche. Real listings, real advice, no sugarcoating.

Retiring in Italy? Start here. This first CaesarTheDay newsletter dives deep into Liguria—real towns, real prices, and why we chose it over the usual postcard fantasies. You’ll get city-by-city breakdowns, healthcare insights, and tips on cutting U.S. state tax ties (especially if California still wants your money). It’s free, honest, and packed with what actually matters when planning your escape.

Italy’s 7% tax deal for retirees sounds amazing—but most advice online is dubious. Here’s what’s real, what’s BS, and how to qualify.

How to decide where in Italy you should call home.